Christmas Greetings '09

Season's greetings - it's hard to believe there are only 18 days to go until 'the big day' 

A Christmas ditty to get you in the mood ...

Sorry, but the fleet’s all booked for this whole Christmas scene (not actually true, so keep the bookings coming!)
It appears the big fat beardy man saw us in a magazine
So with Rudolf and his pals laid off, and really not too keen
This year Santa’s work will all get done, by Marett’s limousines

It’s a contract which took us all a little by surprise
When the elves began arriving with their festive toy supplies
When we asked them “Is he coming?” they all just rolled their eyes.
“No, the bugger’s got his feet up and his gob full of mince pies.”

Dale looked round at Damian and they went a little pale
They chorused “We’re not driving!” and started swigging ale
Jill downed seven gins in quick succession, so did Dale,
All knowing only one man, straight and sober, would prevail

Out there in the back room was a worker in the know
And they figured their condition was the trigger for him to go
So they shouted, through the keyhole, “Ross, how’d’ya like the snow?”
You can guess what he replied, and it wasn’t “Ho ho ho”

So if on Christmas morning there’s a fender in your grate
If the chimney’s none too solid and the guttering’s in a state
At least take comfort all the toys arrived on time and date
‘Cos you know with Limousine Services, we never turn up late!

We appreciate your support over the past year & look forward to working with you in the future ...

Kind regards from ...

Dale, Damian, Jill, Ross, Blake, Ian, Trevor, Kevin & Kevin.